“Can you make the logo pop?”
“My cousin said it should be blue.”
“Let’s go with Comic Sans—it feels premium.”

We’ve heard it all—and now, so can you.

In this post, we’re compiling the funniest, most absurd, and painfully real quotes from clients who clearly missed the design memo. Whether you're a graphic designer, freelancer, creative director, or just someone who’s ever opened Illustrator in rage, this is for you.

🔹 Real quotes from real clients
🔹 Commentary that hits too close to home
🔹 A reminder that you’re not alone in the madness

Read on for a collection of dumb sh*t clients say—because laughter is cheaper than therapy.