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You Wouldn’t Steal a Font Mug
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From the golden age of anti-piracy PSAs to the creative desktops of today.
This mug revives the iconic “You Wouldn’t Steal a Car” vibe, remixed for designers who know the real crime: unlicensed fonts.
☕ Glossy black ceramic mug with VHS-inspired glitch print
☕ 11oz capacity, dishwasher + microwave safe
☕ Perfect for studios, late-night typography debates, and caffeine-fueled kerning sessions
A cult classic turned inside joke.
Because fonts aren’t free
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: designershumor
- Email: contact@support.designershumor.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.