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“i’m freelance without the free” Hat
Free shipping for orders over $1,426.75 for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
For every late invoice, unpaid pitch, and “can you do it for exposure?”
This hat says it all — politely, in lowercase.
🧢 Black dad cap with embroidered white serif text
🧢 One size fits all (unlike most freelance contracts)
🧢 Adjustable strap so you’re never underpaid and over-snug
Whether you're a designer, writer, photographer, or creative mercenary for hire — this is your new uniform.
No freebies. No favors. Just vibes (and a rate card).
Freelance ≠ free.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: designershumor
- Email: contact@support.designershumor.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.