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“fuck you. pay me.” Hat
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Say what every creative is thinking, without saying a word.
This hat is your invoice in thread.
🧢 Classic black cotton dad cap
🧢 Embroidered white serif type, professionally petty
🧢 Adjustable strap for flexible pricing and fit
For designers, writers, freelancers, and anyone tired of chasing payments.
Because exposure doesn’t pay the rent.
Not just a hat. A boundary.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: designershumor
- Email: contact@support.designershumor.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“fuck you. pay me.” Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
23.62
|
4.72
|
2.76
|
7.48
|